Applicant must be attractive
with strong constitution, good teeth and temper and be prepared to work with
efficiency and flair at lovemaking, sewing, cooking, house
cleaning and interior decorating.
A good working knowledge of basic nursing, minor home repairs and a current
drivers licence also required. A degree in home economics is not essential but
would be useful.
There will be a few duties
such as all the family letter writing, sending of Christmas cards, birthday
cards and purchasing appropriate gifts for such occasions.
Housekeeping allowance will
vary according to income. There will be no salary, sick leave or pension plan
attached to this position.
Room, bed and food will be
provided free, so long as the incumbent cleans the room, shares the bed and
cooks the food.
Applicants must have a good
sense of humour and be able to distinguish between nagging (her complaints) and
constructive criticism (employer’s complaints).
Once accepted, the successful
applicant must be able to produce a certificate of sanity issued by a qualified
psychiatrist so that she may not later plead that she must have been out of her
mind to have taken the position.
Must also be competent kayaker, and own her own kayak. Applicants should send photo of kayak with resume.